Is nothing sacred?

Do you get hot and sweaty watching Star Wars? Does Darth Vader make you want to pant? (more like peer pressure than arousal but you get my point) Then you need to read the Scout Walker Kama Sutra. Surreal.

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One grid I wouldn’t mind jacking into

I’m really not obsessed with geek girls, really! I just had to post this: a girl who’s whole web site is dedicated to datagrid controls. And guess what else? She rents herself out! I hope her grids are a little more reliable than some.

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The Governatrix

Arnie may be hogging the limelight, but there’s only one candidate running for Governer of California that I’d vote for: Georgy! She’s a Computer Science graduate from UC Berkeley and, not to demean her intellectual achievements, she’s also rather cute. I’d love to be her candidate! [spends 5 minutes on the floor laughing at own… Continue reading The Governatrix

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What the Hell are these people thinking?

The world came one step closer to the holy grail of enslavement by machines today, with the announcement that we can now produce electricity from human blood. I for one welcome this new age of robot domination, and beg that my life be spared so I can become a snivelling, toadying cybernetic Uncle Tom.

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Respect Copyrights owned by our Entertainment Overlords!

RepectCopyrights.org is a site put together by the MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America) to combat piracy of movies on the Internet. Now, I respect people’s rights to attach whatever non-human-rights-infringing conditions they like on stuff they produce, but I’m just astonished by the out-and-out fear-mongering and bald-faced lies that pervade this site’s content. I… Continue reading Respect Copyrights owned by our Entertainment Overlords!

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Flash Mobs

Hot on the heels of my MiniRant(tm) about the Internet and empowering Joe User, I have just discovered Flash Mobs. The very embodiment of spontaneous and overwhelming group action powered by the ‘net, these things sound like a lot of fun. The idea is that someone suggests a crazy thing for a crowd to do… Continue reading Flash Mobs

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