Do you get hot and sweaty watching Star Wars? Does Darth Vader make you want to pant? (more like peer pressure than arousal but you get my point) Then you need to read the Scout Walker Kama Sutra. Surreal.
I’m really not obsessed with geek girls, really! I just had to post this: a girl who’s whole web site is dedicated to datagrid controls. And guess what else? She rents herself out! I hope her grids are a little more reliable than some.
Arnie may be hogging the limelight, but there’s only one candidate running for Governer of California that I’d vote for: Georgy! She’s a Computer Science graduate from UC Berkeley and, not to demean her intellectual achievements, she’s also rather cute. I’d love to be her candidate! [spends 5 minutes on the floor laughing at own… Continue reading The Governatrix
Fresh from the gayest blog on the web (by which I mean happy) comes news of the Dick Bong heritage center, a museum dedicated to the heroic wartime exploits of one Richard I. Bong. As I type this I am sliding onto the floor, tears streaming down my face, thinking that if this is how… Continue reading Only real life could be this funny
As if our salaries weren’t enough (*snort*!), skinny nerds now have more sexual ammunition to fire at foxy females that catch our thick horn-rimmed spectacles: sexually experienced women like weedy guys. Of course, the fact that most scientists are skinny, weedy guys has nothing to do with the constant stream of research talking up the… Continue reading This bra-bomb better work, Nerdlinger!
The Smoking Gun, an archive of publicly accessible documents, has awarded its Legal Document of the Year award: Fuck, it’s a good one. I’m sure we’ve all read breakdowns of the origins and variations of the word Fuck, but not all of us have the balls to submit them to a District Attorney. While you’re… Continue reading Best fucking legal document ever!
The world came one step closer to the holy grail of enslavement by machines today, with the announcement that we can now produce electricity from human blood. I for one welcome this new age of robot domination, and beg that my life be spared so I can become a snivelling, toadying cybernetic Uncle Tom.
RepectCopyrights.org is a site put together by the MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America) to combat piracy of movies on the Internet. Now, I respect people’s rights to attach whatever non-human-rights-infringing conditions they like on stuff they produce, but I’m just astonished by the out-and-out fear-mongering and bald-faced lies that pervade this site’s content. I… Continue reading Respect Copyrights owned by our Entertainment Overlords!
Hot on the heels of my MiniRant(tm) about the Internet and empowering Joe User, I have just discovered Flash Mobs. The very embodiment of spontaneous and overwhelming group action powered by the ‘net, these things sound like a lot of fun. The idea is that someone suggests a crazy thing for a crowd to do… Continue reading Flash Mobs
If you think Linux geeks make too much of a big deal over what operating system people use, this article might change your mind. It manages to weave together cross-media ownership, spectrum licensing, Linux and the Internet in a way that is not just cohesive, but frightening. The author doesn’t say much that is new… Continue reading Conservatism, Linux and the ‘Net