What the Hell are these people thinking?

The world came one step closer to the holy grail of enslavement by machines today, with the announcement that we can now produce electricity from human blood. I for one welcome this new age of robot domination, and beg that my life be spared so I can become a snivelling, toadying cybernetic Uncle Tom.

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Respect Copyrights owned by our Entertainment Overlords!

RepectCopyrights.org is a site put together by the MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America) to combat piracy of movies on the Internet. Now, I respect people’s rights to attach whatever non-human-rights-infringing conditions they like on stuff they produce, but I’m just astonished by the out-and-out fear-mongering and bald-faced lies that pervade this site’s content. I… Continue reading Respect Copyrights owned by our Entertainment Overlords!

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Flash Mobs

Hot on the heels of my MiniRant(tm) about the Internet and empowering Joe User, I have just discovered Flash Mobs. The very embodiment of spontaneous and overwhelming group action powered by the ‘net, these things sound like a lot of fun. The idea is that someone suggests a crazy thing for a crowd to do… Continue reading Flash Mobs

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Insanity, thy name is IBM

I’m a nerd. No, I’m not sure you understand. I’m a truly massive nerd. This is why when I read that IBM has written some office applications (i.e. Word Processor, Spreadsheet etc) using only cross-platform DHTML, I fell off my chair crying with laughter. Check it out: The future, as seen from 1996. Try that… Continue reading Insanity, thy name is IBM

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It was a dark and stormy night…

In a recent post, Matt‘s blog wisely pointed us to the Bulwer-Lytton Awards, granted to the most “impressive” openings to imaginary novels. I loved this one: Colin grabbed the switchgear and slammed the spritely Vauxhall Vixen into a lower gear as he screamed through the roundabout heading toward the familiar pink rowhouse in Puking-On-The-Wold, his… Continue reading It was a dark and stormy night…

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Anti-war protestor shocks world by realistically depicting own genitals

I was amazed to see that left-wing protest girls have finally acknowledged that they are likely to have more pubic-hair than their less politically-active, more sexually-oppressed sisters. I’m not sure I’d trust her bush either. Anything could be hiding in there. Speaking of labelling, oppressing, and demeaning women and judging them by unrealistic standards, check… Continue reading Anti-war protestor shocks world by realistically depicting own genitals

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The week that was.

Alright – second blog posting! It’s only taken a week… but so much has happened! However, I’ve censored it! Go me!

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*sigh* here we go again…

Alas, the server on which my blog was hosted died a horrible death (well, not that horrible really, the network it was on became inaccessible, and then the owner took the opportunity to upgrade it – not that you care), so welcome to the all-new, clean and shiny blog with none of that nasty “precious… Continue reading *sigh* here we go again…

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