Morbo cannot stand whiney readers

Morbo demands that users suck his scaly alien cock!
In the latest edition of his weekly “Morbo’s Moment” opinion piece at the end of Earth News, Galactic television personality Morbo this declared that humans who complain about a lack of content on were even less worthy than the worthless parasitic gnats that buzz around his huge unblinking eyes. “Morbo will use their spines as toothpicks!”, Morbo declared, before voicing his concern at the declining number of Pandas in the wild.

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