Being a lawyer sounds like fun, and being a judge sounds like even more fun. Watch the judge in the SCO vs. IBM case dish out some spontaneous justice to one of SCO’s attorneys:

MR. FREI: … Right now, we have been impacted by the discovery schedule in this case. There are 40 depositions per side. We would somehow have to fit what we think might be 70 patent depositions into that 40 with the rest of the case. There were 25 interrogatories per side.

COURT: You’re describing a law firm’s billing dream, aren’t you?

MR FREI: This case has been a very intensive case.

COURT: I’m sure it has.

Thanks to groklaw for the link.